- Mood: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
- Musac: That one song that goes "Hey Baby Hey Baby Hey" is replaying in my head
- Apparal: Yellow tank top, jeans
Okay. either someone's doing fireworks outside, or there's a mass shooting.
Either way, it's annoying.
Okay, time for another episode of "Taryn Comlains about her Body!" YAAAAAAAY!
Thanks to my seventeen magazine *blows kisses to magazine collection* I have a new diet. It says that by only eating 500 calories a day, you can lose a pound a week. Which is ok i suppose. I'm going to do the drinky diety thing again next weekend. And I'm gunna do the seventeen deaky till i find something that works a bit faster. (I'd like to lose at least fifty pounds, But that's not going to happen, so i'd settle for twenty or so. My goal is to fit into my Purple & Black pants. or to Look like Brooke, which ever come first) I'm working out way more than i used to. And I'm drinking water instead of coke. And I don't eat my moms sorry exuse of a dinner.
So why should you care? You all probably don't, but here's what i need you all to do. For those of you who know me in real life....
If you see me eating , please politely take it away, AND BEAT ME WITH IT.
Seriously, please don't let me eat any junk, because i have no wheel power and i need y'all to help me.
[EDIT]
wow, I forgot to mention this, shows how much i care.
I'm not mrs. bedwin anymore, i'm Mrs. Sowerberry. Abby came back and everyone was all "OMG Taryn! if you didn't learn your lines, she's giving Abby her part back!"
And I was all "OMFG, it'll be a good day, then!" i HATED that part.
And then Autumn was all "You might be Mrs. Sowerberry if the Bedwin thing doesn't work out. Be warned!"
And I was all "I hate life. must slit wrists."
And Mrs. Wilson was all "Have you learned your lines?"
And I was all "Yes maam."
And she was all "*dissapointed*oh. Abbigail-"
And then i was like "SHECANHAVETHEPARTIFSHEWANTS!!!!"
And mrs. wilson was like "alright, then your mrs. sowerberry."
And I was all. "Life, you son of a bitch, you've done it again!"
This parts not as bad though. I play a bit of a bitch, which isn't as much of a stretch as a lovable maid.
Its not near as bad. GOD I hated that bedwin part. it's mostly why i didn't want to go to theatre practice.
72 Insult(s).